[Sammeltopic] Die lustigsten bash Befehle

[paladin]

Hi:

Hier ist schonmal ein ganz lustiger:

paladin@debian:~$ %blow
bash: fg: %blow: no such job

ich kannte mal noch mehr ;) mal sehen ob mir die noch einfallen ....

[melody lee]

"who | grep -i blonde | date; cd bar; talk; cd ~, unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; umount && sleep" oder so.

[geronet]

# make love
make: *** Keine Regel, um >>love<< zu erstellen. Schluss.

[illusion]

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

[Morb1d]

whahahaha
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