woman

[linuxhanz]

The WOMAN manual page.
Written by linuxhanz @foo.com>
WOMAN(6) GAMES WOMAN(6)

NAME
woman,womand - Woman Daemon run in a chrooted environment

SYNOPSIS
woman [ -e env ] [ -f ] [ -t target ]

DESCRIPTION

no description availaible.

OPTIONS

-b buy will currently not check -m BEWARE

-bb bitchmode alias for -B

-B Batchmode

-c configfile [ NOT IMPLEMENTED YET ]

-C clean some garbage

-d decrypt logmessages [ High CPU Consumption ]

-D run as daemon

-e env by man get arguments passed by man

-f fork [ child1 child2, childn ] will generate n childprocesses [may take a longer time]

-l log messages may lead to datatrash implies -d

-m money takes one of two arguments [ give||take ]

-p passive

-qF quickf-u-c-k not to be confused with the -q or -f flags useful in conjunktion with -m

-q quiet [ NOT IMPLEMENTED YET ]

-r rundown [ ARG1,ARG2, ARGn ]

-s suck will read /dev/random and will only work once a year

-t turbo enable "turbo" mode will not stop until <target> is reached

-v verbose multiple -v -v increases verbosity BEWARE! Could lack the bla of other programs.



If more than one option is specified, woman may provoke unknown behavior. Also you should be aware of creating
childprocesses, thus they need a lot attention.

SEE ALSO
GIRL: smaller reimplementation written by felix.

NOTES

for suckmode you should enable anti-bite patch from www.woman.de.




Ist noch nicht ganz fertig.
Hm, Vorschläge? :ugly:

[HEMIcuda]

Goettlich! :D :ugly:

[DarkSorcerer]

LOL, never try this: woman -v ... :D
This may crash your system.

[DustPuppy]

da fehlt "BUGS: many"

[dragon's might]

Hat jemand schon girl kompiliert bekommen?
checking for money... Not Found!

[Sayonara]

Original geschrieben von dragon's might
Hat jemand schon girl kompiliert bekommen?
checking for money... Not Found!

Ich hab da leider ein anderes Problem


checking for girlfriend ... Found!
Aborting! Girl will not continue compiling. Please uninstall girlfriend first!


;)

[dragon's might]

Original geschrieben von Sayonara
Ich hab da leider ein anderes Problem


checking for girlfriend ... Found!
Aborting! Girl will not continue compiling. Please uninstall girlfriend first!


;)
Das ist gut ;)

[delmonico]

absoluter burner! Danke lang nich mehr so gut gelacht, alter! Soooo geil!

mfg, del

ps: fahr jetz paar tage nach frankreich bis denne jungs und mädels und frohe weihnachten :)

[JDieskau]

Wurde ja mal Zeit das es "woman" auch endlich gibt, schliesslich gibt es "man" schon seit ewigkeiten :ugly:

[Hun]

man woman
No manual entry for woman
man ; woman
What manual page do you want?
bash: woman: command not found
man && woman > child
cat child




hmm, ich glaub ich hab hier keine mädels

[mrsuicide]

:D :D :D Ich lach mich tot!

Ich hab auch was für euch:


The GIRLFRIEND manual page.
Written by mrsuicide @gmx.de>
GIRLFRIEND(6) GAMES GIRLFRIEND(6)

NAME
girlie, girled - Girlfriend Daemon to run in a chrooted environment, incompatible with womend

SYNOPSIS
girlied [ -a age ] [ -m money ]

DESCRIPTION

no description availaible.

OPTIONS

-a set age, BEWARE values under 18 are not allowed, unfixed bugs with values over 30

-D run as [ Daemon ]

-f switch to sex-mode, may fail with low [ age ] values

-ff sex-mode II, WARNING - may fork several child processes

-fff sex-mode III, it WILL cause data corruption

-h heroine - specific optimizations will be enabled, according to [ age ] and [ money ]

-ma=[ Value ] magazine subroutine - possible vaues are: bravo, young, yam
WARNING - may cause unknown behavior

-m give priority [ money ] to the process

-n do nothing

-q stop girlfriend [ Daemon ], may fail under certain conditions

-qF quickf-u-c-k, taken from WOMAN

If you attempt to run WOMAN and GIRLFRIEND simutaniously, GIRLFRIEND will kill the WOMAN Daemon.
Fix: Try to install girlfriend on a seperate partition.

This Daemon has some unfixed bugs. Intrusions by other MAN Daemons have been reported.

SEE ALSO
WOMAN: The ultimate Daemon.

NOTES

[tsuribito]

CONDOM(1) CONDOM(1)


NAME
condom - protection against viruses and prevention of
child processes

SYNOPSIS
condom [options] [processid]

DESCRIPTION
condom provides protection against System Transmitted
Viruses (STVs) that may invade your system. Although the
spread of such viruses across a network can only be abated
by aware and cautious users, condom is the only highly
effective means of preventing viruses from entering your
system (see celibacy(1)). Any data passed to condom by
the protected process will be blocked, as specified by the
value of the -s option (see OPTIONS below). condom is
known to defend against the following viruses and other
malicious afflictions:

o AIDS
o Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
o Syphilis
o Crabs
o Genital warts
o Gonhorrea
o Chlamydia
o Michelangelo
o Jerusalem

When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1),
foam(1), and/or setiud(3), condom also prevents the con-
ception of a child process. If invoked from within a syn-
chronous process, condom has, by default, an 80% chance of
preventing the external processes from becoming parent
processes (see the -s option below). When other process
contraceptives are used, the chance of preventing a child
process from being forked becomes much greater. See
pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more infor-
mation.

If no options are given, the current user's login process
(as determined by the environment variable USER) is pro-
tected with a Trojan rough-cut latex condom without a
reservoir tip. The optional ``processid'' argument is an
integer specifying the process to protect.

NOTE: condom may only be used with a hard disk. condom
will terminate abnormally with exit code -1 if used with a
floppy disk (see DIAGNOSTICS below).

OPTIONS
The following options may be given to condom:





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-b brand
brands are as follows:

trojan (default)
ramses
sheik
goldcoin
fourex

-m material
The valid materials are:

latex (default)
saranwrap
membrane
WARNING! The membrane option is not
endorsed by the System Administrator Gen-
eral as an effective barrier against cer-
tain viruses. It is supported only for
the sake of tradition.

-f flavor
The following flavors are currently supported:

plain (default)
apple
banana
cherry
cinnamon
licorice
orange
peppermint
raspberry
spearmint
strawberry

-r Toggle reservoir tip (default is no reservoir tip)

-s strength
strength is an integer between 20 and 100 specify-
ing the resilience of condom against data passed to
condom by the protected process. Using a larger
value of strength increases condom's protective
abilities, but also reduces interprocess communica-
tion. A smaller value of strength increases inter-
process communication, but also increases the like-
lihood of a security breach. An extremely vigorous
process or one passing an enormous amount of data
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failure. The default strength is 80%.

-t texture
Valid textures are:

rough (default)
ribbed
bumps
lubricated
(provides smoother interaction between
processes)

WARNING: The use of an external application to condom in
order to reduce friction between processes has been proven
in benchmark tests to decrease condom's strength factor!
If execution speed is important to your process, use the
``-t lubricated'' option.

DIAGNOSTICS
condom terminates with one of the following exit codes:

-1 An attempt was made to use condom on a floppy disk.

0 condom exited successfully (no data was passed to
the synchronous process).

1 condom failed and data was allowed through. The
danger of transmission of an STV or the forking of
a child process is inversely proportional to the
number of other protections employed and is
directly proportional to the ages of the processes
involved.

BUGS
condom is NOT 100% effective at preventing a child process
from being forked or at deterring the invasion of a virus
(although the System Administrator General has deemed that
condom is the most effective means of preventing the
spread of system transmitted viruses). See celibacy(1)
for information on a 100% effective program for preventing
these problems.

Remember, the use of sex(1) and other related routines
should only occur between mature, consenting processes.
If you must use sex(1), please employ condom to protect
your process and your synchronous process. If we are all
responsible, we can stop the spread of STVs.

AUTHORS and HISTORY
The original version of condom was released in Roman times
and was only marginally effective. With the advent of
modern technology, condom now supports many more options
and is much more effective.




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The current release of condom was written by Ken Maupin at
the University of Washington (maupin@cs.washington.edu)
and was last updated on 10/7/92.

SEE ALSO
celibacy(1), sex(1), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and
setiud(3)



siehe auch http://www.verstehts.net/manpages/